Gee, I don't know what to say (the calico, found in the alley behind my trailer, got my tongue; nevertheless, I have been busy in the laboratory and have perfected my covid-19 vaccine, which I am quite proud of, even though I don't like the idea of injections, as the notion makes me queasy and prone to bouts of depression.) [Too many commas, too much serum. Ed.]
The vaccine is 100% effective though has been known to cause skin rashes, which is why I've cornered the market on Calamine.
If you are interested in getting a shot, I can be persuaded to let you have as many as you need (some families are incongruously large) for a small fee. Just dial 1-800-vacccine on your device and it's job done.
Meanwhile, here's what's happening in the garden...
Highbush blueberry (from seed, sown during the last ice age).
And during a period of somnambulism, lasting for months, I almost tripped over this yellow beauty.
Last week, in early June, in the midst of a pandemic, it rained hospitably. The 'rain lilies' responded. My editor, always keen to f...
